So, I'm sitting in my friend's West London living room, well into the bottle of cheap pinot grigio I dug out of her fridge, and already through with the couple of lines I had forgotten in my bag from an unnecessarily late night two weeks ago, and I'm supposed to write about why some people enjoy shoving a stick of meat up their poomaker. The truth is, I have no fucking idea. After you finish this article, read her counterpoint , which dives into the joys of sticking things up your butt.
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Illustration by mileanme via Wikimedia Commons. I'm not sure if guys know this or not, but flipping a girl over mid-sex is a fraught act. Guys never seem to get the timing or the etiquette quite right, so that the disappointing anti-climax of many sex stories I hear from my female friends ends with, "And then he just flipped me over! In my experience, timing is the biggest problem, and here comes my first piece of advice to any dude who wants to do it from behind: be sure you don't flip a girl over for doggy when she's already on the yellow brick road to orgasm, especially if all you're planning on doing is pounding her from behind and coming in 30 seconds. I could give a specific example, or tell you a certain story, but that would minimize the scope of this problem. The inappropriately timed doggy flip has happened to me with almost every dude that's ever had me over easy. My life seems to be filled with guys who just don't know how to read their audience, and it happens that on numerous occasions I've been enjoying some pretty wonderful sex, which I've generously vocalized, and yet I've found shouting, "OH MY GOD I'M SO CLOSE," often equates with being stopped and turned over so the guy can pummel me from behind with a friction causing in-and-out motion that only feels good for one person hint: not me. I wonder where this notion comes from? That turning sex into an extreme sport is the best way to get a girl to cum. Actually, I don't wonder; it's definitely a porn thing.
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We have not been intimate in 6 weeks now. Thank you thank you for writing this blog. He has never said a disparaging word about his mother. It will poison your marriage until the end в of your life, your marriage, or your belief. I worked my butt off and supported our family through internship, residency and two fellowships always looking forward to the day when he would finally be in practice and things would get 'easier". I want so much to be supportive, but since my family is gone, I find myself afraid that I will come off as needy if I ask for attention or more affection. They even refrain from tea and coffee.